Why My Pigeon Pendant Necklace Is Demanding We Fly Business Class…
Talking of pigeons, I’d like to introduce my pigeon pendant necklace. He’s quite the international jetsetter and has been stopped twice in customs. I know what you’re thinking and no he wasn’t up to mischief, the officials simply wanted to have a closer look at the little fella. As a result of all this attention he now refuses to enter an airport unless he’s wearing his shades and is demanding we fly business class…